I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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