just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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