So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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