I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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