i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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