Me too!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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