I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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