Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
