I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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