So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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