no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
In the future we'll all be gay
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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