So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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