If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I could fuck to npr.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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