honey bunches of taint.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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