everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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