thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
worst night to have a conscience
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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