But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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