Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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