What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Sober January is a disaster.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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