Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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