I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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