he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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