Well apparently he's into motor boating.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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