Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
jump out the window naked night went bad
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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