I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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