Whatcha textin bout Willis?
well you can't waste a boner
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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