So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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