chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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