She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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