I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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