we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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