I want to have your abortion
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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