He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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