If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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