No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
last night I used snow as a chaser
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