I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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