I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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