IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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