Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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