Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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