The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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