yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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