Nicole vs. Life
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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