was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
