Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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