I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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