I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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