Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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