im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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