is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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