I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
This is my gift to your gina
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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