The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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