Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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