sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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